Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Seeking large, lifelike pooch (or pooches) ASAP for my dog-deprived daughter. Pooch(es) must be prepared for overwhelming, somewhat obsessive demonstrations of love and devotion from a toddler who has a fascination with all creatures canine. Pooches must have unending patience as will be pets to first-time diminutive dog owner. Also, pooches should be prepared to share living space with fat, grumpy cat who has strong aversion to sharing same space with other four-legged creatures. (Note: Grumpy cat agrees to tolerate pooches so long as they are lifelike, and so long as they agree to bear full brunt of toddler's mad love.) Lifelike pooches must be content to live sedentary lifestyle in one bedroom shoebox apartment with no desire to roam large garden or home. (Cat has adjusted well .) Please help us procure lifelike playmates for our lonely dog-lover.

Note from Mom of canine-obsessed toddler:
This ad is in response to a post from 5 Minutes For Mom, they're looking for a good home for not one, but three lifelike pooches from their store A Rocking Horse To Love. We'd like them to know they've found it . . .

5 comments:

We are THAT Family said...

Cute! I hope you win! That's the only kind of pooch I want! We're cat people.

Blessed said...

I like the way you responded to the challenge!

Susan (5 Minutes For Mom) said...

Brilliant post!!! You definitely get points for a creative response. ;)

Munchkins and Music said...

I think your blog title is very cute!

CanCan said...

This is a good ad. ;)